Swing Lamp

Such a simple and innovative design (this invention I know is available for purchase). I would love this.
I can picture it now. I've just come back from a meal or perhaps the cinema with the girlfriend/wife. Before we go to bed or before I take her home, we go for a swing under the moon and stars, on the swing on the oak tree at the bottom of the garden. I'm stood behind her holding her around her waist, the breeze blowing the fragrence of her hair into my nostrils aswell as the scent of her perfume. I lean round her and start passionately ki-....I'll digress, but you get the picture....